Matt's not talking anymore !
Matt Painter our resident Southampton fan is in mourning . He's set out some rules for anyone wanting to communicate with him:
Right, lets get this out of the way.
After 27 years of proud history, the dream, for the moment, is over.
There will no doubt be those of you who will be wish to tease, taunt and generally rib me. So I have come up with some guidelines that I'd like you to stick to in order to ensure that I'm not (anymore of a) gibbering wreck.
1. One ribber at a time. If you're all nasty and gang up on me I'm liable to have a breakdown and go sit in the park drinking cheap cider and snarling at passers by.
2. Ribbing should be kept strictly to footballing matters. Today is the not the time for personal insults. The ladies in the creative department - this means you!!
3. Ribbing should last no longer than five minutes. Anyone still abusing my earholes after the allotted time will be thrown out of the office by Holly 'Bruiser' Pallister amid a flurry of chips and burgers.
Lastly if anyone has an A-Z for Hull I could do with borrowing it because the footie season starts in 3 months and I'm not sure how to get there.
UTS
Matt 'we'll be back' Painter
We promise to provide a suitable period of reflection.
